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Tesa dan Tesi berjalan kaki menuju pasar. Di tengah perjalanan, mereka melihat nenek-nenek berkacamata hitam dan bertongkat kayu membungkuk-bungkuk sambil berjalan perlahan-lahan menggerakkan badannya. Melihat hal tersebut, Tesa dan Tesi merasa bingung dan iba. Mereka memutuskan untuk menghampiri nenek itu dan membantu jika diperlukan. Mereka menghampiri sang nenek, berhenti di depannya.

Tesa : “Nek, sedang mencari apa?”

Tetapi si nenek tidak menghiraukan. Nenek itu malah berjalan berputar perlahan-lahan.

Tesi : “Nek! Nenek lagi cari apa?” suara Tesi menyapa dengan lebih keras dari Tesa.

Tetapi si nenek tidak menghiraukan Tesi dan masih berputar-putar di tempatnya. Lalu mereka memanggil si nenek bersamaan seraya berteriak. Si nenek masih juga berputar-putar sambil menggoyangkan badannya perlahan ke kiri dan ke kanan.

Tesi : “Wah, Tes, kayaknya Nenek ini tidak hanya buta tapi juga tuli.”

Tesa : “Iya nih. Kasihan si Nenek. Mungkin kalau kita sentuh, dia akan tau kalau ada orang di depannya.”

Lalu mereka berdua menyentuh lengan tangan nenek sambil memanggil sang nenek. Alangkah terkejutnya mereka melihat reaksi si nenek.

Nenek : “Wuatchaaaaaa!!!” Sambil mengangkat tongkatnya, bergaya ala Bruce Lee. “Ngapain elu pegang-pegang gue, cari mati lu?”

Tesa dan Tesi ketakutan melihat si nenek.

Tesa dan Tesi : “Kami kira Nenek sedang mencari sesuatu dan kami ingin membantu.”

Nenek : “Huwa...sembarangan! Gua lagi ngedance ni, gangguin orang aja.” Sambil menunjukkan earphone yang dipake si nenek. “Elu ngga tau ya gua ini siapa,? Gua preman kampung ini dulunye. Jadi jangan macem-macem lu ama gua. Uda, lu pergi sana! Gangguin orang aja. Pergi nggak...hayo, pergi!” sambil mencincing lengan baju dan memperlihatkan tato donal bebek miliknya.

Lalu Tesa dan Tesi lari terbirit-birit.

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Tesa and Tesi were walking to the market. On their way, they saw an old woman wearing dark glasses and carrying a wooden cane, stooping and slowly moving her body as she walked. Seeing this, Tesa and Tesi felt confused and sympathetic. They decided to approach the granny and help if needed. They approached the granny, stopping in front of her.

Tesa: “Granny, what are you looking for?”

But the granny paid no attention. Instead, she slowly walked in circles.

Tesi: “Granny! What are you looking for?” Tesi's voice called out louder than Tesa's.

But the granny ignored Tesi and continued to spin in place. Then they both called out to the granny simultaneously, shouting. The granny was still spinning, slowly swaying her body left and right.

Tesi: “Wow, Tes, it seems this granny isn't just blind, but deaf too.”

Tesa: “Yeah. Poor granny. Maybe if we touch her, she'll know there's someone in front of her.”

Then they both touched the granny's arm while calling out to her. They were utterly surprised to see the granny's reaction.

Granny: “Wuatchaaaaaa!!!” Raising her cane, striking a Bruce Lee pose. “Why are you touching me? Are you looking for trouble?”

Tesa and Tesi were terrified by the granny.

Tesa and Tesi: “We thought Granny was looking for something, and we wanted to help.”

Granny: “Hmph...mind your own business! I'm dancing here, just interrupting people.” Showing the earphones the granny was wearing. “Don't you know who I am? I was the village thug back in the day. So don't mess with me. Alright, now get out of here! Just bothering people. Go on, get out... come on, scram!” Rolling up her sleeve and showing her Donald Duck tattoo.

Then Tesa and Tesi scurried away in fright.

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